Your Game / What Is A Sandbox? (Do you even want one?)

July 16th, 2008

Consider that you were hired to design a MMO. Or, since we don’t want to worry about technicalities or 250-page design documents - consider you were friends with the Lead Designer of someone making a new MMO.

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So wait. This means you trusted Google with your information in the first place?

July 11th, 2008

Obviously, as everyone knows by now (or should) — Viacomm has successfully sued Google, or more accurately, YouTube which is owned by Google.

What has actually been ruled, and again I really hope you already know this, is that Google is being forced to turn over all records of what your ass has watched on YouTube.
Yes, you. Everything you’ve ever watched. Like, ever.

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Answer: Poorly Done Filler Content.

July 8th, 2008

Quiz: What Should You Really Fear?

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NHL Draft LiveBlog

June 20th, 2008

Mostly because I’m watching it, and I generally get banned from all of the sports forums I post on.

7:16 -  Hate the Tanguay trade for Montreal. Love the Jokinen trade for Phoenix. Great trade, really for both teams. But I think Florida got the raw end.

7:19 - Leafs swap picks with NYI to pick Schenn at #5. Congrats Leafers, really.  I’ve been a Leaf hater for years, but you guys deserve a quality rebuild at this point.

7:28 - Columbus swaps a first and a third for Umberger and a fourth from Philly. Seriously, nice move there Columbus. Absolutely beautiful, I think. It’s just too bad you couldn’t snag Malone’s rights.

7:35 - After snagging Filatov at #6, Columbus looks like they’ve got a smarter GM running their team these days… very good draft for the Blue Jackets so far.

7:55 - Islanders were clearly looking at Filatov for #7. After he went, they swapped 7 for 9 and a 40. I see this as fairly smart too, if the guy you want wasn’t there with #7. Pile up enough second and third round picks, like they’ve been doing, and you might end up randomly selecting a Zetterberg that’ll be absolutely fantastic in 4-5 years.

8:30 - Phoenix is having a good draft. They’ve going to be moving up the food chain relatively soon.

9:30 - Got bored, took a nap.

The Illusion Of Due Diligence.

June 13th, 2008

Saw this on the news this morning.

Eleven gas firms charged in price-fixing scheme

Laughed out loud, proceeded to change the channel and wonder why I was watching the news.

“Don’t worry commonfolk. The criminals have been apprehended. A handful of small-time local gas station owners are being fined for price fixing. The fact that we’re being very ambiguous about the facts of the story so that it sounds like the actual gas companies have been caught, let alone investigated, for some kind of crime is coincidental and of no consequence to you. You are safe, the world is fair, and everyone is looking out for your best interest.

Now go fill up, bitch.”

More Flash Fun

June 9th, 2008

Tower defense, specifically!

You can’t possibly beat my score. I guarantee it.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/frostytrees/omega-tower-defense-2

My score on the brown map: 291215

ajourneyfor911.info

May 23rd, 2008

Okay kids, listen up. This is important.

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I WANT TO SEE MY FACE IN THAT HORSE’S ASS!

May 22nd, 2008

Okay, so, Lum, being a moving part of the NCSoft machine, enjoys polish. In fact, commands his minions to go forth and demand polish!

All well and good!

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More cleaning.

May 21st, 2008

Apparently the site has been a little more broken than I originally thought. There’s been a fair period of time where comments have been broken.
All fixed up now, so feel free to tell me how much I suck.

Enjoy!

(If there’s still a problem, please email it to me at azaroth@azaroth.org)

MMOs, Addiction, And That Silly Thing I Keep Referring To Called “Morality”.

May 15th, 2008

Raph made a post about Call of Duty 4, its integration of many MMO-like features, and the reason for those integrations. Specifically, this quote:

Player retention and the science of addiction is being expanded upon in innovative, groundbreaking ways

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Try not to get shot while you stare at this game blankly for hours.

May 6th, 2008

http://www.addictinggames.com/deadofnight.html

Level 7 is my best so far. How long can you make it until the zombies pwn your face?

Hm.

May 4th, 2008

Just ran across this. It’s HMU’s old “Farewell To IPY”.

It actually made me feel kind of bad for shutting that old shard down for the first time in… well, ever.. maybe?

Sorry fellas.

Interesting read, though. There sure were a lot of fucking shenanigans back then.

Where’s The Good?

May 3rd, 2008

Have you ever truly come across an “endgame” in an MMO that tickled your fancy?

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You Took My Money, But At Least You Kissed Me First

April 23rd, 2008

A discussion on another website led me to bring up an old question.

Why are there still referees on the field?

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Oh, that’s better thx.

April 22nd, 2008

Jeff Freeman is nice, thanks. Although I’m linking to Raph’s blog for some reason.

But if your Wordpress blog is getting owned, go have a look.  It’s Shake N’ Bake and Jeff helped.