Peter Pan is… straight?

by Azaroth | July 19th, 2009

Apparently, this man is straight.

The old internet legend from way back in the day, The Peter Pan Guy, has actually updated his website with pictures of his wedding. To a woman. While wearing his Peter Pan outfit.

I haven’t been this confused since I first tried on women’s underwear. What a world.

Keep it a secret, though.

One Response to “Peter Pan is… straight?”

  1. Azaroth says:
    July 22, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    I just had an odd thought.

    Could this guy be gay and actually not know it?

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