Azaroth

An international man of mystery, jetsetting womanizer, billionaire and notorious double agent - Azaroth spends time charitably writing on blogs and running MMOs for the people he loves most. Internet stalkers.

Unfortunately he also has ADD, and rarely finishes writing a post unless he’s entirely careless about quality and rushes it out in the fifteen minutes that he’s even mildly interested (15 minutes being his average attention span for things that don’t have boobies).

However,